[note from me to readers: I wrote this story before the end of season one, that's why Ms. Cartman got pregnant. And how things are changed around, like Pip having a family.]

[CARTMAN'S HOUSE.]

[Cartman, in his bathrobe, holding a towel, toothpaste and so forth is waiting outside the bathroom.]

CARTMAN: Come on Ma! I need to go to the bathroom!

[Throwing up sound form inside.]

CARTMAN: Oh come on!

[He paces a few times. More spewing from inside the bathroom. The door opens and Ms. Cartman walks out.]

CARTMAN: About friggin' time!

[He charges past and slams the door closed.]

CARTMAN (from inside): MA! Learn to flush!

[Flushing sound.]

[KYLE'S HOUSE.]

[Ike is watching TV. He doesn't look interested. He holds his hand out to the remote, and it floats to his hand.]

IKE: Yah.

[He changes the channel to the stock market channel.]

MAN: And the stock of 'Inflammable underwear' went down today..

IKE: Ooo!

[We hear footsteps, Ike changes the channel and puts the remote back. Kyle walks in.]

KYLE: What ya watching Ike?

[Looks at the screen. It's Terrance and Philip.]

KYLE: Cool!

[PIP'S HOUSE.]

MRS. PIRRIP: Phillip! Come along now!

[Pip walks down the staircase.]

PIP: Sorry mother.

MRS. PIRRIP: Where is Alice?

PIP: Right behind me.

[A two year old girl, with blonde hair, a pink baby suit on and a ribbon like Pip's comes hopping down after him.]

MRS. PIRRIP: Oh good.

ALICE: Pipipipi!

PIP: Pip Alice, Pip.

ALICE: Pipipipi!

[Pip sighs and leaves the room. Alice then pulls a walkie talkie out from under the couch.]

ALICE: This is Pink Leader, Pink Leader to Blue Boy. Blue Boy, do you read?

VOICE: This is Blue Boy, reading you loud and clear Pink Leader.

ALICE: Are the 'nappies' set up?

VOICE: Ready and waiting. Oh, Kyle's coming. This is Blue Boy signing off.

[Alice hides the walkie talkie underneath the couch and hops into the other room.]

[CARTMAN'S HOUSE.]

[Ms. Cartman walks into the bathroom slowly, she has a bag in her hands. She empties the bag and it has 'Pregnancy Tests' in it. Caption: 1 Hour later..... Ms. Cartman walks out of the bathroom, she puts the rubbish into the recycle bin and goes back in. Cartman then walks out, he has a bag too.
He opens the rubbish can and stops. He eyes the bag. He opens it and looks shocked.]

[BUS STOP.]

[Kyle and Stan are standing there.]

STAN: Dude, what a night I had.

KYLE: Really? Why?

STAN: My dad's sister came over, and she has a two year old son. The little shit kept on getting under foot.

KYLE: Now you know what I get. What's his name anyway?

STAN: His name is Steven. But I call him Steve.

[Kenny walks up]

KENNY: {Dude, is it just me, or is there more babies in this town then before?}

KYLE: What do you mean?

KENNY: {I've noticed that there are more and more two year olds coming into this town. Why?}

STAN: Well, my dad's sister is visiting.

KENNY: {But why did my dad suddenly decide to make up a six year old argument with his twin and his brother has three girls that are two?}

KYLE: Why?

KENNY: {I don't know! But look! Everywhere you look, babies!}

[We see a zoom out, indeed, there are babies almost everywhere.]

KYLE: Freaky.

[Cartman walks up. Cartman look worried.]

STAN: What's the matter dude?

CARTMAN: I think Ma is pregnant.

[Three gasp.]

KENNY: {See?! More babies!}

CARTMAN: Huh?

STAN: Kenny thinks that there is more and more babies around lately. What next? Bring a baby to school day?

CARTMAN: Oh shit! That's today!?

STAN: Huh?

KYLE: Dude, don't you remember? You're supposed to bring a younger sibling to school today. Why do you think Ike's with me?

IKE: Bababababa!

KENNY: {Don't you se...}

[He turns, he sees no one behind him, he whistles. Three two year old girls pop out of different places. All run up to Kenny.]

KENNY: {This is Kendra, Kym and Karen.}

[The girls have name tags on.]

KYLE: Is there something with your family with the letter K?

KENNY: {I think so.}

[Stan runs off. Soon he comes back and he has Steve with him. Steve looks just like Stan, same color clothing and hat.]

CARTMAN: But what about me?! I don't have a younger sibling!

[Bus comes up, the guys pile on. Almost everyone on the bus has a baby with them. Pip has Alice with him.]

ALICE: Bababababa!

PIP: Shh!

[Wendy has a little girl with her, who has red hair instead. Clyde has two boys with him. One is fat while the other is thin. Cartman walks up to Clyde.]

CARTMAN: Pst! Clyde, I'll give you ten bucks if I can use one of your siblings.

CLYDE: Ok!

[Clyde takes the money and hands the fat one to Cartman.]

CARTMAN: AY! I didn't pay for a fat ass!

CLYDE: Hey, it's up to me.

[Cartman swears as he sits down. All are quiet until...]

KYLE: Paw! Who just crapped their pants?!

OTHERS: Ewww!!

[Cartman covers his nose. So does everyone else on the bus, some have their shirts covering their noses, others are holding their noses. Kym starts to cry. Everyone turns to Kenny.]

CARTMAN: (singing) Kym crapped her pants! Kym crapped her pants!

KENNY: {Shut up Cartman!}

[SCHOOL.]

[Everyone in the class has a baby or older sibling with them. Cartman's hired baby brother is running around the class yelling loudly.]

FAT BABY: Yayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!!!!

CARTMAN: Clyde, what's his name anyway?

CLYDE: His name is Alex.

CARTMAN: ALEX!!! SHUT UP!

[Alex stops running around, stares at Cartman, and starts to cry loudly.]

CARTMAN: Oh for pete's sake!

[Cartman gets up and picks up Alex and carries him back to his seat. Soon class is going on as usual, the babies are all crowding around Ike and Alice. The babies are whispering ok?]

ALICE: So Blue Boy, do you have it all figured out?

IKE: Yes. As soon as we're left alone (he has that canadian accent) we launch our attack.

ALICE: Excellent.

ALEX: Why are we doing this anyway?

[Alice slaps him.]

ALICE: Aren't you sick of being treated the way you do? Nothing but being referred to as a delicate one!? I'm sick of it.

KYM: But what if we like being treated like that?

ALICE: WHAT!? Being treated that way will affect the way we grow up! We'll be 'them' one day! We have to get it right now or we're screwed!

KAREN: But I like being a baby.

KYM/KENDRA: Yeah.

ALICE: Then maybe you should leave.

KAREN: Very well. Come Kym, Kendra, Steve and Alex.

[All five leave.]

STEVE: Dude, we gotta warn our cousins!

KAREN/KYM/KENDRA: Totally.

ALEX: But I don't like Clyde anyway.

STEVE: Do you like the fat boy?

ALEX: He's okay...

STEVE: Very well then. We warn them. That's the only way to foil their plan. Are we all in?

ALL: YEAH!

[Alex, Kym, Karen, Kendra and Steve all sit down at the same time.]

ALEX: Ready? One, two, three..

[All wail out loudly at the same time. Cartman, Kenny, and Stan all turn at the same time to see the five kids screaming loudly.]

MR. GARRISON: Oh for pete's sake! Kenny, Eric, Stanley, get those little brats out of here and under control!

KENNY: {Come on Karen, Kym and Kendra.}

[He manages to pick all three up and leave. Stan picks up Steve and carries him out. Cartman drags Alex outside. Once they're outside and down the hall, the kids stop crying.]

KENNY: {Oh gee, you couldn't have done that sooner?}

KAREN: Look, we're sorry for inconveniencing you like this-

CARTMAN: She can talk!?

KYM: We all can talk properly.

KENDRA: Isn't that right Steven and Alexander?

ALEX: Sure is.

STEVE: Yep.

STAN: Dude, I need to sit down.

CARTMAN: Me too.

[Both sit down while the babies talk.]

STEVE: Listen, we need to stop Alice Pirrip and Ike Broslovski!

KYLE: Why?

KARREN: They want to take over the world!

CARTMAN: Hahahahahaha!!!

KYM: Shut up Cartman!

CARTMAN: AY!

KENDRA: They want to stop the way babies are treated! They're going to swap things around! You will be the ones who will be wearing diapers, and they will be in charge! They've got this hypnosis gun that will hypnotize everyone into thinking that they're babies. After that, they will reign supreme!

KENNY: {Oh fuck.}

STAN: When are they going to use it?

ALEX: Around midday today! Principal Victoria's daughter hypnotized her into making this day up! So the babies will strike here first!

CARTMAN: Oh man. This is fucking weak.

KYM: Totally.

STAN: We gotta tell Wendy, Kyle and Pip! Come on!

[All run back into the classroom. Stan runs up to the others and leads them out.]

PIP: I do not believe you Stanley, my baby sister is a little angel.

KENNY: {Well that little angel is about to take over the world!}

PIP: Oh dear.

WENDY: And you say that all of them are involved? Even Sue?

KYM: Especially Sue! She is Alice's right hand baby!

KAREN: So is Ike. He's is known as Blue Boy.

KYLE: This can't be happening.

CARTMAN: Well we got until midday today, or the whole school's adult and children will think that they're babies!

TO BE CONTINUED...